Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
- ATD ~ At The Doctor's
- BFF ~ Best Friend Farted
- BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
- BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth
- CBM ~ Covered By Medicare
- CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center
- FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers
- FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
- FYI ~ Found Your Insulin
- GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
- GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again
- IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On?
- LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out
- LOL ~ Living On Lipitor
- LWO ~ Lawrence Welk's On
- OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
- OMSG ~ Oh My! Sorry, Gas!
- ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up
- SGGP ~ Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
- TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
- WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To
- WTP ~ Where's The Prunes?
- WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI ~ Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
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