Sunday, April 25, 2010

Q. and A. Time


Just a little peek at how well our kids are learning in school these days . Here are a few answers from exams kids have taken.

Q. What is Sir Walter Raleigh famous for ?
 A. Her is a noted historical figure that started the craze for bicycles and invented cigarettes .

Q.What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common ?
A. Unusual names ?

Q. Name a great early Roman achievement .
A. Learning to speak Latin ?

Q. Name 6 Arctic animals living in the Arctic .
A. 2 polar bears and three four seals ?

Q.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?
A. At the bottom of the page ?

Q. What is the meaning of the word varicose ?
A. Near by ?

Q. What is a fibula ?
A. A little lie ?

Q.Explain the phrase free press .
A. Is that when your mom irons all your clothes for you ?

Q. Why would living near a mobile phone mast cause ill health ?
A. You might walk into one ?

Q. Jane works in a office . She has a stand alone computer system . Define stand alone system .
A. A computer that doesn't come with a chair ?

Q. Steve is driving his car . He is traveling at 60 ft. per second and the speed limit is 40 miles an hour . Is he speeding ?
A. He should just look at his speedometer !

Q. Give a reason people might want to live near power lines .
A. They would get their electricity faster ?

Q. What is a vibration ?
A. There are Good Vibrations and there are Bad Vibrations , Good Vibrations were discovered in the 1960's .

Q.The race of people known as Malays were from which country ?
A. Malaria ?

 

1 comment:

Heba said...

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