Sunday, February 8, 2009
Jokes Of The Day
1. How do you catch a unique rabbit ?
Unique up on it !!!! LOL !
2. How do you catch a tame rabbit ?
Tame way .Duh !
3. How do crazy people go through the forest ?
They take the psycho path .
4.How do you get Holy Water ?
You boil the Hell out of it !
5. What do fish say when they hit a concert wall ?
6.What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long ?
7. What do you cal a boomerang that doesn't work ?
You're gonna love this one ......... A Stick !
8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours ?
Nacho cheese ! HAHAHAHHAHA !!!
9. What do you cal Santa's helpers ?
Subordinate Clauses !
10. What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand ?
Quattro sinko !!!
11.What do you get from a pampered cow ?
Spoiled milk ! Ok , so maybe this one wasn't all that funny !
12. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?
13. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches ?
A nervous wreck !!!! Oh , I love that one !!!
14. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup ?
Anyone can roast beef . I don't get it , do you ?
15. Where do you find a dog with no legs ?
Right where you left him !
16. Why do gorillas have big nostrils ?
Duh , because they have BIG fingers !17. Why don't blind people like to sky dive ?
Because it scares their dogs !
18. What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic ?
19. Why did the Pilgrims pants always fall down ?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats !