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Every home and place of business should have one of these !








This is what it feels like during Ramadan !

Pretty much a Ramadan attitude !

This would be funny if it wasn't possibly true !

Last but not least ... I got this one from meme's fragola's blog .....

1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man+ smart woman = romance

Smart man+ dumb woman = affair

Dumb man+ smart woman = marriage

2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss+smart employee = profit

Smart boss+dumb employee = production

Dumb boss+smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss+dumb employee = overtime

3.

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

5. HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

6. LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

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