Thursday, September 25, 2008

Comic Relief

Every home and place of business should have one of these !








This is what it feels like during Ramadan !









Pretty much a Ramadan attitude !









This would be funny if it wasn't possibly true !



Last but not least ... I got this one from meme's fragola's blog .....


1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS




Smart man+ smart woman = romance


Smart man+ dumb woman = affair


Dumb man+ smart woman = marriage




2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC




Smart boss+smart employee = profit


Smart boss+dumb employee = production


Dumb boss+smart employee = promotion


Dumb boss+dumb employee = overtime




3.


SHOPPING MATH




A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.


A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.




4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS




A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.


A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.


A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




5. HAPPINESS




To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.


To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.




6. LONGEVITY




Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.




7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE




A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.


A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.




8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE




A woman has the last word in any argument.


Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument


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2 comments:

Serena said...

Loved the coffee machine is broken one!!

Guess said...

lol ^,^
while i was reading the beginning, i thought of #7 which i know and like then i was surprised to find it...
and hehehe i printed out the stress reduction kit ( a couple if i may add :D )